Once   upon a time,

in the mystical lands of the tropics, a young durian named Dan was born with an extraordinary dream. Despite the challenges of a prickly upbringing and being labeled "Stinky Dan," he discovered the power of his sweet interior and the allure of his spiky exterior.

Guided by the melodious tunes of Duran Duran and the wisdom of oldies, Dan embarked on a quest to share the unmatched glory of durian with the world. Along the way, he found solace in math, science, and poetry, arming himself with knowledge and wit to fend off critics.

Thus, Durian Dominion was born—a haven for durian lovers and a beacon of hope for future converts.